Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself
every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad
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Used Car salesmen be ready to overlook anything
this is probably the funniest guy I have ever seen
Salesman: [frantically] “Good credit!? Bad credit!? No credit!? No problem! Are you dead?! Fuck it! Ghost credit!”
Ghost: “I’m gonna get a Subaru!”
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There are so many things about this vine that fucking kill me
-The suspenseful showdown music you hear in movies
-The fact that they so obviously stuffed something huge into their shirts to imitate breasts
-The second kid urgently slapping his hands together while talking
-The sunglasses
-The fact that this all started over “hanging out with Kaitlin yesterday”
-Rebecca pulling out the fucking toy gun
-“I won’t hesitate, bitch.”we haven’t even covered:
-the camera slow-zooming in and out on rebecca’s face
-to great effect for the surprise gun reveal
-rebecca’s eyebrows going up as she utters the first consonant of “bitch”
-rebecca’s voice dropping an octave on “bitch”
-the inflection and the little head shake on “hesitate”
-the BELIEVE THE HYPE t-shirt
-i’ve seriously watched this vine… hundreds of times
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8hy:
why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys
demons strengthen with numbers
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wakes up: tired
mid day: tired
afternoon: could literally sleep for 20 hours straight
evening: normal
middle of the goddamn night: its time to Go!!!!!!!!!